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From the wonderful filmmakers at Cinematrix Releasing comes the hilarious antics and wild imagery of Writer/Director Les Sekely's monsterpiece VAMPIRE TIME TRAVELERS! We absolutely LOVE the movie offerings these guys put out! Witty, funny and full of innuendo they definitely can deliver the goodies! Sue Anne (JJ RODGERS) and her fellow pledges are trying to get into the Alpha Omega Sorority, but if the hazing doesn't get them first, then the vampire will! The only problem is that the vampire is having a hard time at biting her victims. After all she's been imprisoned for five long years and needs some practice. The solutionÉ Bite her in the butt! This leads to outrageous antics and powerplay laughs as they all settle in for pledge initiation and the vampire begins her hunt to avenge her sister's death by targeting Sue Anne! The first sorority pledge is down with little fang marks in her butt! She has a dream of being a music star, but the "MAN WHO NEVER CALLS BACK" (played by LES SEKELY himself and you have to watch this Superb!), never calls her back to fulfill her dreams. Now that she's a vampire, guess what happens to himÉ Another funny element is the man in the closet! For no reason, there is a closet man, sort of a boogieman and he cracks us up! He plays an important role later on, so keep watching close so you don't miss anything! Meanwhile, our little vampire is still having trouble getting back into the swing of things and she must practice the art of vampirism to be able to bite Sue Anne. Great jokes and tests she must complete in order to graduate vampire training school! But as the sorority girls drop one by one, and Sue Anne is left all alone with the sharp fanged fiends, who will save her? What can a poor girl do? Who can help her? Check it out and see for yourself! PRODUCTION NOTES WOW! Les Sekely delivers the hits and the one liners and the fun! We love it! The movie is set up and delivered tongue in cheek and keeps rolling all the way to the end! Just a load of fun and great moviemaking that plays on itself through visuals and all-important SOUND EFFECTS! This is a movie to grab and watch for the sheer pleasure of the ELEMENTS! Great imagination has to go into delivering the laughs and calculating the moves! Where else are you going to find a movie with a Gleep that devours things one cue! AND the one and only BITE HER IN THE BUTT music video! You have to watch it to believe it and get ready to crack up. VAMPIRE TIME TRAVELERS is a silly, fun movie that delivers the goods and gains a STANDING OVATION to everyone involved! Les Sekely we thank you for such a great and fun movie! Kudos to all! Everyone, and we mean everyone, did an outstanding job! J.J. RODGERS (Sisters of Sin, Amazon Warrior) . . Sue Anne JILLIEN WEISZ (Sorority House Vampires) . . . . . Lorelei LYNNE BAKER (Java Head, Merchants of Death) . . . . Vaughn JIMMY JERMAN (Amazon Warrior, Decay) . . . . . Light Man KAT FACCHINO (Amazon Warrior) . . . . . . . . . . . Zoe ALI ELK . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Heidi MICKY ROTH (Human Prey) . . . . . . . . . Jenna LORI MORRISSEY (Merchants of Death) . . . . . . Reporter JOHN GRIGGS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Man In Closet ALEXANDRA RAINES (see box cover) . . . Possessed Vampire LES SEKELY (Merchants of Death) . . Man Who Never Calls Back CAROL METCALF . . . . . . Man Who Never Calls Back Secretary JOSH PADDOCK . . . . . . . . . . . Kid Who Finds Vampire TARON . . . . . . . . . . . . Other Kid Who Finds Vampire JAY SMITH . . . . . . Guy Who Says "Bite Her In the Butt" J.J. RODGERS (Sorority House Vampires) . . Natalia's Lips Written and Directed by LES SEKELY Produced by RAYMOND STORTI and STEVE JARVIS Director of Photography DENNIS DEVINE (Decay, Merchants of Death) Gaffer: STEVE "Bones" CRESTOL (Amazon Warrior) Music by LES SEKELY Grab it now at http://www.unknownproductions.com You will not be disappointed! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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